The Ten ComBANDments
10. Thou shalt not answers thou's cell phone unless it's the president.
9. Thou shalt not defy physics by using less air on higher notes.
8. Thou shalt play the long notes long and the short notes short.
7. Thou shalt not wear flip-flops.
6. Thou shalt always obey the Pyramid of Sound.
5. Thou shalt stand on two feet, with two hands on the horn.
4. Thou shalt wear a belt if thou's pants are around thou's ankles.
3. Thou shalt not play MP as "mighty powerful."
2. Thou shalt not rush duples and shalt not slow on triples.
1. The last shalt be first and the first shalt be last.
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